ITs f#%*ing disgraceful every freaking time I wake up and I cant stand to think whats awaiting for me. For the last 15 years I will wake up and have someone or something go wrong and take it out on me. Im 37 years old as of now. I have 5 kids, all accidents and yes same baby daddy ( I think). Baby Daddy Is a peace of crap but We no longer talk so its ok. Anyways Let me tell you about my flipping day today I got hit by a car by someone who stole a car and the stolen car was uninsured and I have min insurance on mine and it wont cover it. SO my mazdas front end crunched all the way in. Worse I was on my way to get pictures taken with my kids for my moms birthday and the damn air bag Messed up my face. (kids where already at the photo studio) ok That was the first thing . 2nd I went to Mcburgers with the kids at about 3ish (gmt -5 eastern time) And im allergic to fish ( I think you know where this one ends but let me explain) yeah so fish im allergic to and I order a chicken sandwich. THe sandwich came in that lovely yellow wax paper as do all chicken sandwiches but this time they had strategically snuck a fish on it and I didn't see it. So now im in the hospital and that's why I created this blog to show people out there that it can be worse. Im telling you now everyday for 15 years 3-4 bad things happen to me. So tomorrow 100% guaranteed will happen. (for you who are like You need to stay positive YOUR WRONG I tried for 5 years I broke its not happening so just enjoy my blog)
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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lol, I'm deeply sorry, but I laughed out loud at this awful awful day.
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without humour where would we be?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris has been on Mars, that's why there is no life there.
ahhhh I love Chuck Norris jokes....
lmao those great jokes however Wait for my blog later even WOrse news but thanks for trying to cheer me up
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