OMG Another horrible DAY

What a crap load of crap this is.... SO I went to get the picture taken anyways and it went like this .. 5 of the most adorable kids ever (less Jacob Semi-adorable No patience running around like an ape) and ME I looked like that one guy from goonies (not the little Asian kid but the monster Sloth I think his name was) the car accident left a big ass welt on my money maker (face) So that was an epic failure however that was the best part of my day. Today however although still in the morning you would think that what ever hates me wouldn't attack until around noon turns out the second I woke up I had fire ants chopping away like pac man into my leg fat. So I Jump out of bed and knock them off a few at a time and come to find out my house has a Huge field of fire ants underground. SO that cost me a pretty penny to just have them come out and look at it $340. I'm thinking next time something is eating away at my flesh I'll let it go and save half a paycheck. Then my kids wake up from me screaming and while this is happening Jacob decides it would be a fantastic F@%$ing Idea to microwave some pancakes that where wrapped in tin foil in the back of the fridge from ten years ago, I walk down stairs and hes just staring at the microwave and I freak out and Jacobs like "Mom look I made stars" So I hit the stop button and smokes coming from the microwave and i just looked at him and the little devil replied " Tin foil is awesome" (He knew the whole freaking time ) Now I have to go buy a new microwave. Agh.. its still morning have to go to work and then to wallyworld to buy a microwave. So I'm sure when I get back tonight I'll have more fun tales from my cursed life.