F@#$ your mazda NICE 2 see you 2

Well in an unfortunate swing of natural disasters the EX Husband currant asshole came back today. He apparently heard from someone (his current slut) about the Lawn mower thief. He said he wanted to come over just to make sure I was ok and until that point I was ok. I don't like him at all yet he still wants to be in my life hes like a tick. Anyways He starts out "hi how are you" I respond fine. He then says " hey um i noticed the Mazda is gone" Then I told him about the wreck and he freaks out on me. I told him it wasn't my fault and he is just so pissed he starts talking really fast and mixing curse words and it was sorta funny. So Im laughing (once in awhile I do laugh) at the bastard and its just making him way more pissed he starts turning red and at that point I was hoping he would blow a blood vessel and fall to the floor because I had stuff to do. He didn't so I had to listen to him for 3 hours. YEAH it sucked but it was still better then what happen at the beach today. My mom took the kids in the afternoon So i went to the beach with my friend Janice. Janice was sun bathing and I went into the water neck deep id say. I'm just swimming normally and all the sudden I look down and my white gold bracelet is missing. I decided to put a search out for it so Im going up for air and down to search so after about 5 minuets I hear a loud whistle Crazy loud and it was the life guard. So I go down to look one more time and I feel this arm wrap around my waste and i started freaking out and flailing my arms. YEAH you guessed it, it was just the life guard she thought I was drowning so everyone at the beach saw me get dragged in by the Women life guard and then she had the audacity to tell me i should not act like im drowning (That bitch) and I lost my bracelet. GRrr. Stay posted for more of my life.