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F@#$ your mazda NICE 2 see you 2

Well in an unfortunate swing of natural disasters the EX Husband currant asshole came back today. He apparently heard from someone (his current slut) about the Lawn mower thief. He said he wanted to come over just to make sure I was ok and until that point I was ok. I don't like him at all yet he still wants to be in my life hes like a tick. Anyways He starts out "hi how are you" I respond fine. He then says " hey um i noticed the Mazda is gone" Then I told him about the wreck and he freaks out on me. I told him it wasn't my fault and he is just so pissed he starts talking really fast and mixing curse words and it was sorta funny. So Im laughing (once in awhile I do laugh) at the bastard and its just making him way more pissed he starts turning red and at that point I was hoping he would blow a blood vessel and fall to the floor because I had stuff to do. He didn't so I had to listen to him for 3 hours. YEAH it sucked but it was still better then what happen at the beach today. My mom took the kids in the afternoon So i went to the beach with my friend Janice. Janice was sun bathing and I went into the water neck deep id say. I'm just swimming normally and all the sudden I look down and my white gold bracelet is missing. I decided to put a search out for it so Im going up for air and down to search so after about 5 minuets I hear a loud whistle Crazy loud and it was the life guard. So I go down to look one more time and I feel this arm wrap around my waste and i started freaking out and flailing my arms. YEAH you guessed it, it was just the life guard she thought I was drowning so everyone at the beach saw me get dragged in by the Women life guard and then she had the audacity to tell me i should not act like im drowning (That bitch) and I lost my bracelet. GRrr. Stay posted for more of my life.

Ugh.. Ud think this blog wouldnt be ably to keep going WRONG!

As much as id love for this blog to end, stupid nonsense keeps attacking my life. I did get to sleep past 8am today so that was decent however last night someone broke in to the shed and stole our lawn mower. I don't really care, the neighbors kid mows the lawn for me. Did the asshole thief have to really smash in the shed door and drag the lawn mower side ways through my flower garden. Id be more then willing to get the key for him if he would have left my flowers alone. He must have had some pretty long grass to steal a push lawn mover from 1992. Ohh then the smart ass cop comes to my house for a report and starts hitting on me. He was more concerned with what I was doing that night then the burglary. He tried using one of those lines on me. He said "you wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex, (gave him the shocked look) then he goes" whats wrong dont like pizza) What a jerk! I hope one day him and his gay lovers flower bed gets messed up. Then during work my co-worker thought it would be a brilliant idea to kick the cubical next to mine and that caused a chain reaction and it toppled over me and my hand got jammed in the part of the desk where the keyboard rolls out. So I once again I was in the hospital. I had 3 fingers where broken. As it turns out the co-worker was fired but him and I work on the marketing team and he has my laptop with the last 6 months of work we had been working on SO now Im screwed with work to. I will let you guys know what other insane things happen tomorrow. Please don't forget this kind of crap has been going on for 15 years. SO don't feel bad.

OMG Another horrible DAY

What a crap load of crap this is.... SO I went to get the picture taken anyways and it went like this .. 5 of the most adorable kids ever (less Jacob Semi-adorable No patience running around like an ape) and ME I looked like that one guy from goonies (not the little Asian kid but the monster Sloth I think his name was) the car accident left a big ass welt on my money maker (face) So that was an epic failure however that was the best part of my day. Today however although still in the morning you would think that what ever hates me wouldn't attack until around noon turns out the second I woke up I had fire ants chopping away like pac man into my leg fat. So I Jump out of bed and knock them off a few at a time and come to find out my house has a Huge field of fire ants underground. SO that cost me a pretty penny to just have them come out and look at it $340. I'm thinking next time something is eating away at my flesh I'll let it go and save half a paycheck. Then my kids wake up from me screaming and while this is happening Jacob decides it would be a fantastic F@%$ing Idea to microwave some pancakes that where wrapped in tin foil in the back of the fridge from ten years ago, I walk down stairs and hes just staring at the microwave and I freak out and Jacobs like "Mom look I made stars" So I hit the stop button and smokes coming from the microwave and i just looked at him and the little devil replied " Tin foil is awesome" (He knew the whole freaking time ) Now I have to go buy a new microwave. Agh.. its still morning have to go to work and then to wallyworld to buy a microwave. So I'm sure when I get back tonight I'll have more fun tales from my cursed life.

Upset At everything

ITs f#%*ing disgraceful every freaking time I wake up and I cant stand to think whats awaiting for me. For the last 15 years I will wake up and have someone or something go wrong and take it out on me. Im 37 years old as of now. I have 5 kids, all accidents and yes same baby daddy ( I think). Baby Daddy Is a peace of crap but We no longer talk so its ok. Anyways Let me tell you about my flipping day today I got hit by a car by someone who stole a car and the stolen car was uninsured and I have min insurance on mine and it wont cover it. SO my mazdas front end crunched all the way in. Worse I was on my way to get pictures taken with my kids for my moms birthday and the damn air bag Messed up my face. (kids where already at the photo studio) ok That was the first thing . 2nd I went to Mcburgers with the kids at about 3ish (gmt -5 eastern time) And im allergic to fish ( I think you know where this one ends but let me explain) yeah so fish im allergic to and I order a chicken sandwich. THe sandwich came in that lovely yellow wax paper as do all chicken sandwiches but this time they had strategically snuck a fish on it and I didn't see it. So now im in the hospital and that's why I created this blog to show people out there that it can be worse. Im telling you now everyday for 15 years 3-4 bad things happen to me. So tomorrow 100% guaranteed will happen. (for you who are like You need to stay positive YOUR WRONG I tried for 5 years I broke its not happening so just enjoy my blog)